THURSDAY 25 SEPTEMBER 2008

Adults £12.00 Conc. £10.00 Commencing 8.00pm

Facebook? Myspace? Bebo?  Justin doesn’t want any new friends.  He’s got enough.  In fact, he needs to drop a few.
 
He’s counted his "friends" and he’s got 641. Obviously they’re not all real friends - they’re just contacts on his phone, Facebook randoms and some people he once sent an email to: mates, colleagues, people who he went to school with and he hasn’t seen for twenty years but they still think it’s ok to occasionally “poke him”, an ex-wife, the current potential wife, and a bloke he bought a lamp from on eBay.

In this brand new show for 2008, Justin decides it’s time to just spend time with like-minded individuals.  His nana said you are truly blessed if you can count your friends on the fingers of one hand. She also said cats were magic and that Ken Dodd was her ex-boyfriend but that was when she was a bit older.

So Justin is on a mission to discover his five true friends.  His band of brothers. Join him as he explores his address book and begins to purge.

Who goes, who stays…he decides.

“Comedic tour-de-force …brought a tear to a critical glass eye”   Herald

“Simultaneously down to earth and out-of-this world”  List